You might be a Catholic if...

While playing Pictionary, your item to draw is: saint bernard and you try in vain get your teammates to guess what-in-the-world your drawing of a man praying at a kneeler, and a crown on a head mean, and you wonder-even if you could get them to guess that it's a saint-
how-in-the-world you could get them to zero in on St. Bernard!

That actually happened to my neice, Lisa, and gave us all a good chuckle. And some insight unto her world-view...

Brad